Probably right this very minute.
PS- Congratulations John Green aka My Favoritest Author in the History of Life!!!!
*Seriously...don't bother me.
Obviously my love for John Green is worth the judgment of the princess who seemed mildly disgusted that I had no answer to her question, "Mom, why are you taking pics of yourself holding a book in the bathroom?"
Ok seriously, stop bothering me. I'm reading.