December Grievances

Dear Starbucks Barista, 

I said butter croissant, not cheese danish. One does not sound remotely like the other. Ditto that on taste. 

Xoxo,

I said butter croissant

Dear Self,

You hate cheese danish. Stop being so nice and exchange it for the butter croissant you originally asked for. 

Xoxo,

You 24 hours after eating and hating previously mentioned cheese danish

Dear Salted Caramel Mocha,

You were the best thing about my morning.

Xoxo,

Mmmm....caramel.

Dear Kim Kardashian,

If this were an island, I would vote you off. You have managed to ruin celebrity weddings, reality TV, and purple eyeshadow for me in a very small span of time. 

Xoxo,

Get off my island

Dear Kris Humphries,
This is why you should date girls who read.
Xoxo,
You're welcome

Dear Everyone Responsible for Ryan Gosling related Tumblrs,

You have ruined me. Seriously. I can't concentrate. I can't focus. All I keep thinking is..."Hey girl".

Xoxo,

Lifetime Fangirl

Dear Pair of Elusive boots that are perfect for me,

I've been waiting for you for over 2 years now. Please stop playing coy and find me already. 

Xoxo,

Bootless Betty

Dear Hunger Games Movie,

Why aren't you being released at Christmas? Why are you 3 more months away? Why am I still so disappointed by the choice to cast Woody Harrelson as Haymitch?

Xoxo,

Girl Who Is On Fire while waiting for this movie to be released

Dear J.Crew,

$110 for a pencil skirt? Seriously? Unless it makes me arse smaller and my hair shinier, I'm going to go with no thanks.

Xoxo,

I got it at Ross

Dear Apple*,

I would like an iPad. A free iPad.

Xoxo,

That is all.

Dear Princess,

This Christmas is our first one apart since you were born. I'm so sad but I want you to have fun and make memories with other parts of your family. I'll try and have a good Christmas here at home but it will not be the same without you. Love you.

Xoxo,

Mom

Dear Prince Harry*,

So it seems I have some free time around the holidays and I heard you're close to my neck of the woods..care to grab a drink and talk about life and crap?

Xoxo,

Always on the lookout for a Hot British Ginger

*Obviously not a grievance